Gay Marriage
Mr. Bush has decided that everything is going so well in the world he has decided to tackle the most important crisis facing America: two people who wish to be spend the rest of their lives together in wedded bliss, who happen to be of the same sex.
I'm not going to go on a rant because I have important news. Two of my friends who live in Oregon, Harris and Thad have decided to get married (they decided to tie the knot over the weekend). Luckily, they moved to Oregon from Boston just two months ago and have maintained their Massachusetts residence, they haven't set a date yet, but they want to have the wedding on the beach in Nantucket where they shared their first kiss.
posted by Brian at 8:08 PM
7 Comments:
Aww! Congrats! that is awesome!
...and all the best :-)
I mean, really. We totally won the war, and Iran has promised to disarm, along with North Korea. And since Bill and Melinda Gates have joined up with Oprah and Bono to feed and cure all the poor people in Africa with Aids, there really are no problems left other than gay marriage. right? ...wait a minute
Oh, and maybe abortion and illegal immigration.
I read a card in the store today that said, "I really think we could use back up singers. Other than that, though, everything is fine." That's like the world according to Bush.
i heard that people are literally mailing bricks to congress to help build a wall between us and mexico...they have over 10,000 bricks. the congressmen are pissed because they keep getting bricks but it is kind of funny - we americans are pretty helpful when we want something done (not that i approve of a wall, or of borders actually, the world would be much better with no borders)
I am about ready to move to some other country. England was on my list until I read that I am not allowed to commit frisbee or any other sports on the grounds of Oxford. But maybe when Michael Buble and I get married we will move to Canada together.
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